WRITTEN BY Melusine
I'M A PROUD MEMBER OF THE ORDER OF The Kindred
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You can change what you do, but you can’t change what you want.
While Adrian understood that these things were all part of 'pretending to be human', it didn't necessarily mean he agreed with them. In fact, right now, standing next to the bar and glancing over the room, he couldn't help but to feel incredibly bored.
He'd been invited - or rather, forced, to attend some middle class gallery opening for some up and coming human artist or another he didn't care to remember the name of. Having lived for as long as he had, he'd seen artists of all form rise and fall, and it seemed, for most of the human race, it all ended the same way.
Either the human developed some kind of mental illness and cut off their own ear, they became alcoholics who desperately tried to cling to their former fame and glory - or they became social justice warriors, trying to force some agenda down young people's throats. It was rather... Dull.
Lifting the glass of wine to his lips, he smelled the perfumed liquor and let it swirl around and around in the glass. While it wasn't impossible for his kind to consume alcoholic beverages, Adrian much preferred that they came through the art of sucking blood, rather than drinking it in its entirety.
Turning his attention to the person next to him, but not moving his eyes away from the artwork before him, Adrian spoke, his tone dull, "I bet you a hundred dollars that we could go down to the art school and find someone who has more talent in their middle finger than this fool has in their entire body."
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WRITTEN BY Olivia Gerat
I'M A PROUD MEMBER OF THE ORDER OF The Kindred
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It was deeply unfortunate for Adrian that, standing beside him in a three piece suit, was Robert McCallister Allegheny-Schooster. "I bet you one hundred dollars that quantifying someone's talent, particularly insofar as their talent is located throughout their body, would be worth a lot more than a hundred bucks." Bob was there on assignment. It was suspected that money was being filtered through this gallery's opening and, because he routinely eschewed going into the office, he was being tasked to come by and take a look first hand, as if he knew the first goddamned thing about art.
It was a miserable experience to be around so many people, but on the upside, some man had gotten absolutely wine-hammered and ended up in a stall by himself, so at least food wasn't a concern today.
"There's something about the subtle pattern of piddly splashes up and down that tells me this guy did not try all that hard. I'm pretty sure if you take a brush and just kinda..." Bob made a motion of flicking an invisible brush towards the canvas. "You'd get the same effect. Kinda blood spattery. Gross."
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WRITTEN BY Melusine
I'M A PROUD MEMBER OF THE ORDER OF The Kindred
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You can change what you do, but you can’t change what you want.
It took Adrian a moment — and more than a few blinks — to realize that the middle-aged man before him was actually talking to him.
For another moment, Adrian simply watched the man: It was a curious thing, he realized, but intriguing nonetheless. "Hmm." He mused thoughtfully, but didn't comment further. Instead, his attention fluttered back towards the artist he had been talking about before.
The man spoke again then and Adrian found his attention once again drawn elsewhere. A smile spread across his chiseled features and a small, but amused chuckle escaped him. "And yet, they claim themselves as innovative artists." He'd never understand such simplicity, but then, he didn't have to either.
Turning to fully face the man before him then, Adrian cocked his head in a curious manner. "So, if you're no friend of modern art-" He made a gesture towards the paintings they had just looked at, "-then pray tell, my good sir, why are you here?" Why was he?
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WRITTEN BY Olivia Gerat
I'M A PROUD MEMBER OF THE ORDER OF The Kindred
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Bob's attention was still solely on the artwork before them. Pray tell, my good sir? Oh ho! Someone was a fan of Fancy Talk. "Prithee, fair friend, you do me an injustice. I am a friend to any artist, modern or otherwise, who avails themselves of naming conventions most pleasant. But 'anthill' does not--" He dropped the affect and shook his head. "It's a dumb title. They're bad and they should feel bad." Finally he moved his head over and looked up at Adrian, but there wasn't much in the way of eye contact. Bob didn't like eyes. You could see far too much when you looked into someone's eyes.
"Robert McCallister Allegheny-Schooster. It's nice to meet a fellow aficionado here, of all places." Explaining he was here to try and ascertain whether or not an Amazon employee was laundering money through this gallery's opening was sort of the wrong thing to explain when in public, speaking to a stranger. "I take it, from your talent ratings, you aren't the artist. If you are and this was all some elaborate means by which to elicit unvarnished critique of your work, then... yikes. But hopefully that's not the case."
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